Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
(Source: postllimit, via imceciandiknowit)
"I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up."
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
(Source: sailorp00n, via qarty)