Concession

I CANT BREATHE

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

(via aimanroslan)

laughcentre:

peenstagram:

i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year

was it free

(via funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via mr-derp-herpin)

(Source: theryanlouisexperience, via penissauce)

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

(via simonwang)

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

(Source: crimson-11, via aimanroslan)

leonardhchekov:

throbinhood:

boredhetaliansin221b:

OMFG HE REALLY DID I SHIT U NOT 

#he should’ve stuck to the status quo

(via imceciandiknowit)

elenakristine:

thatsnotcanon:

i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.

Why

(via imceciandiknowit)

freedomislost:

STOP BEING CUTE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING TOO CUTE

(via cooliesturl)

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

(via simonwang)

sextbook:

cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool

(via cooliesturl)

brainbowunicorn:

sucha-retardis:

sucha-retardis:

what’s the best thing about living in switzerland

well the flag is a big plus

(Source: hit-an-alltimelow, via aimanroslan)

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

(via ladyrawra)